Links

    These links are portals into the thought-processes and emotions of John.  They can tell you a lot about me.  Either that, or I just found them amusing and posted them.
 

http://www.davidbessler.com/wordpress/?p=48 --- Quite possibly one of the most awesome things ever.

http://www.fema.gov/kids/femarap.htm --- FEMA RAP!!!!

http://blogs.timesunion.com/capitol/?p=983 --- Drunk congressmen, fun.

http://www0.gsb.columbia.edu/students/organizations/follies/media/EveryBreath.wmv --- Making fun of Bernanke...my brother wanted me to see this.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/04/05/eveningnews/main1476148.shtml --- That's GW for you...what a piece of shit.

http://www.ldb.org/friedman.htm --- Kinky Friedman, quotable.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1720362 --- Indians minor league pitcher Kazuhito Tadano is asking for forgiveness for what he called a one-time mistake -- his appearance in a gay porn video in which he engaged in a homosexual act.

http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=49169 --- No sex with students.

http://www.starma.com/penis/richardkitty/richardkitty.html --- Sex euphemisms, dandy.

http://www.local6.com/news/7754689/detail.html?rssfeed=true --- Smearing dog feces on another man, cute.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/cats_luv_co1.jpg --- Cute cats.

http://www.forbes.com/home/money/2006/02/11/economics-prostitution-marriage_cx_mn_money06_0214prostitution.html?boxespopstories&boxescustom --- The economics of prostitution.

http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/ --- Estimating the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow: Hashing out the classic question with Strouhal numbers and simplified flight waveforms.

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/dancedance.html --- DANCE DANCE

http://media.spikedhumor.com/8944/Jingle_Bells_Reversed.swf --- Jingle bells?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfODSPIYwpQ --- Brokeback to the future.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p81I0l7GOE --- I will survive...

http://www.channel102.net/show.php?show=12 --- Jesus Christ Supercop.

http://www.brandonbird.com/walken_letters.html --- Letters to Walken.

http://www.local6.com/news/5482200/detail.html --- Santa drops his pants...

http://media.putfile.com/WizardsofWinter-SM --- Christmas house.

http://www.nbak.tierranet.com/main.htm --- This is the famous Neck Brace Art Appreciation Club.  Quite possibly the weirdest porn (is it even porn?) out there, ever.  It's not disgusting...just weird.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml --- Vogon poetry...cute.

http://members.cox.net/boxonly/ --- Selling an Xbox BOX.

http://keithschofield.com/pi/std.html --- It's PI!!!!!!

http://pi.ytmnd.com/# --- More pi...

http://www.babycage.net/ --- My preferred method of child-rearing.

http://www.bananaguard.com/ --- Finally, a way to protect my favorite fruit.

http://members.aol.com/AllenWeb/failure.html --- Avoiding project failure...boring.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=15479046&Mytoken=51ADFF98-1789-489C-814D877CCE27FE9D1490214125 --- Blanka's myspace.

http://news.scotsman.com/scotland.cfm?id=2035312005 --- Man tries to kill father over girl.

http://www.beerlooterdude.net/ --- Beer.  Looting.  What more could you want?

http://www.lilpoison.com/ --- That's right, an 8 year old professional Halo player.

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html --- Dolphins, trained to kill.

^ ^ ^ NEW LINKS AS OF JUNE 18, 2006  ^ ^ ^

http://www.birthdiaries.com/diary/48vbirth2.htm --- placenta stew?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/story/0,3604,1174127,00.html --- Dasani water....mmm...carcinogens.

https://srmors.nist.gov/view_detail.cfm?srm=2387 --- Lab Grade Peanut Butter.  View the Certificate of Analysis.  It is only 532 dollars.

http://www.raazyazdani.com/framespritualworld.htm --- I am not sure.

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=JPost/JPArticle/ShowFull&cid=1111980180248 --- I guess we only have a couple of years left.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Bishonen/European_toilet_paper_holder --- The toilet paper holder has figured prominently in history.

http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/index.htm --- Good cover.

http://www.uncyclopedia.org/uncyclopedia/index.php?title=Main_Page --- Like Wikipedia, only not really.

http://begthequestion.info/ --- It begs the question on an important issue.

http://www.mytrumanshow.com/ --- This guy is a little crazy.

http://www.jesus21.com/poppydixon/iactive/name_generator.html --- The Evangelist Name Generator

http://newyork.craigslist.org/about/space.html --- Tell the aliens about your stupid co-op.

http://www.brandonbird.com/seinfeld.html --- Go Seinfeld.

http://www.sciencemadesimple.net/length.php --- The metric converter...pretty awesome.

http://www.petardas.com/pornonombre/ --- Your name in people.  Naked people.

http://bustymousepads.com/ --- Somebody had to think of it sooner or later.

http://www.ear-candles.org/ --- Another one of those self-explanatory URLs.

http://www.netdisaster.com/ --- Destroy web sites.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_history_of_the_United_States --- The URL says it.  It's quite interesting.

http://www.newcaliforniarepublic.org/index.html --- California Secession?

http://www.patentlysilly.com/ --- Funny patents.

http://www.shatnerology.com/ --- The Church of Shatnerology.

http://www.clean-your-screen-for-free-now.com/ --- Cute.

http://hanbros.net/feature/goal.wmv --- Using science in sports.

http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/destroy.html --- How to destroy the Earth.

http://www.raptureletters.com/ --- They send a letter to God or something.

http://nybb.hs.columbia.edu/pathologist.htm --- Instructions on how to ship a brain.

http://www.retrojunk.com/ --- Old tv shows and such, like David the Gnome.

http://www.babynamewizard.com/namevoyager/lnv0105.html --- This is kinda awesome.

http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000373037185/ --- A smart shoe?

http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/mno/nude_women.txt --- Fun ASCII art.

http://www.ryoni.com/news/124/ARTICLE/1180/2005-01-27.html --- I can't quite recommend clicking this.

http://www.geocities.com/grendelthedog/BABY_PENGUIN.html --- Useful tips for surviving in the wild.  See all their other helpful tips in the links at the bottom.

http://greatjohn.com/ --- Finally, a toilet for fat people.

http://www.huhcorp.com/ --- They do stuff.

http://www.rentamidget.com/ --- The URL explains it.

http://waynesword.palomar.edu/ww0602.htm#carrion --- Good to know about these rare and beautiful flowers.

http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/122804/pacman.shtml --- Pacman.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php --- Llama.

http://www.flamjam.com/spank/ --- An oldie, but fun.

http://www.dogsforpeace.com/ --- The URL explains it all.

http://worlddominationtoys.com/ --- Same.

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/ --- Same.

http://gsflush.com/ --- Flush: the new drink.

http://www.dogtoyormaritalaid.com/ --- Take a guess.

http://www.boreme.com/bm/JAN05/a/vw-suicide-bomber/fr.htm --- Really bad taste.

http://www.illinoisretail.com/humor/bobs/index.html --- Inappropriate toys for children.

http://www.yourethemannowdog.com/contrib/ --- Some good websites, such as http://www.thepowerisyours.org/ .

http://pi.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/snow.html --- Yellow Snow.

http://www.jagfire.net/nfl/ --- A collection of NFL animated gifs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Francis_Burton --- A man among men.

http://underground.zork.net/index.html --- The Origami Underground.

http://www.ashersarlin.com/ --- Kinda interesting.

    http://www.ashersarlin.com/archives/2004/09/honestly_who_co.php --- This is the truth.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/0919637264/104-7048292-7554331? --- A very practical guide.

http://www.tomsphotos.com/router/ --- Speaking of Spanish...

http://ejmas.com/jnc/jncart_barton-wright_0400.htm --- Good tips.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2004-10/15/content_382686.htm --- Oh you silly Communists... you and your propaganda.

http://www.hunkinsexperiments.com/ --- Home experiments.

http://www.tododiversion.net/peldiweb/fotos.futbolkamasutra.htm --- Futbol kama sutra.

http://tuckermax.com/ --- Very funny stories.

    http://tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html --- One of the funniest.

http://www.thatsuncalledfor.com/debate_notes/ --- Bush's debate notes.

http://www.kerrycore.com/ad_flipflight_game.htm --- Flip flops!

http://www.slapthecandidate.com/ --- Yeah, you can guess what this is.

http://www.soxsuck.com/ --- Probably this one too.

http://www.yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_14313.shtml --- Yeah, Bush, who needs that pesky thing called Evolution?

http://toronto.cbc.ca/regional/servlet/View?filename=to_ticket20041019 --- Lawyers have now invaded Canada.

http://www.benmaller.com/archives/2004/october/19-red_sox_adopted_mascot_charges_for_pictures.html --- Damn little people.

http://www.piratesandemperors.com/ --- Schoolhouse Rock.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/articles/14122990?source=TiL --- Is that a real person?

http://www.w4prez.com/ --- Not the best campaign website I've seen...

http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover2.html --- The top 10 worst album covers of all time.

http://www.komotv.com/stories/33602.htm --- YOU DAMN WITCHES!  I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF ALL OF YOU BACK IN SALEM!

http://news.scotsman.com/scitech.cfm?id=1213122004 --- Damn seagulls.

http://www.ams.usda.gov/howtobuy/meat.htm --- Some important tips.

http://www.kiss-textil.de/galactikaen.htm --- The luminous toilet seat.

http://www.turkishpress.com/news.asp?id=31327 --- See?  Women in Turkey know their place.

http://apnews.myway.com//article/20041021/D85S1U7O0.html --- Curses just aren't taken seriously anymore...

http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=6805663.WKU.&OS=PN/6805663&RS=PN/6805663 --- "A method of sharing erotic experiences includes providing a building with a number of compartments, entertainment viewable from inside the compartments and surround sound music audible throughout the building, participants entering the building and go to the compartments, starting the entertainment at a proscribed time, and turning on the power from a central control booth at a proscribed time to a stimulation device for sexual pleasure found in each of the compartments."  What a patent...eh?

http://www.sportsmansguide.com/cb/cb.asp?a=161971 --- Grenade launcher anyone?

http://www.theflashgames.com/road_blocks-swf.html --- There's 22 levels....and yes, I beat it.

http://www.akc.org/breeds/recbreeds/bichonf.cfm --- In case you were wondering what size good bitches were.

http://acg.media.mit.edu/people/fry/zipdecode/ --- Useful.

http://www.irinnews.org/report.asp?ReportID=43391&SelectRegion=Central_Asia&SelectCountry=KYRGYZSTAN --- SUPER RATS!

http://www.newyorker.com/shouts/content/?041004sh_shouts --- Rules to the presidential debates.

http://www.roommatetricks.com/ --- URL says it all.

http://www.wftv.com/news/3768987/detail.html --- Only in West Virginia.

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=68&art_id=vn20040927105338482C352432 --- Damn women.

http://web.aces.uiuc.edu/news/list.cfm?NID=2467 --- 5-second rule...exposed.

http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html --- Don't do these things.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/story/0,3604,1174127,00.html --- Pure spring water my ass.

http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=4,022,227.WKU.&OS=PN/4,022,227&RS=PN/4,022,227 --- Yes my friends, the combover has been patented.

http://www.culvenor.com/Download%20Files/An%20analysis%20of%20the%20forces%20required%20to%20drag%20sheep.pdf --- Damned sheep and having to drag them.

http://www.improbable.com/airchives/paperair/volume9/v9i3/trinkaus0.html --- A lot of cool things statistically tested:

    “Compliance With the Item Limit of the Food Supermarket Express Checkout Lane: Another Look,” J. Trinkaus, Psychological Reports, vol. 91, no. 3, part 2, December 2002, pp. 1057-8.

http://travel2.nytimes.com/mem/travel/article-page.html?res=9A01E6D91530F936A15750C0A9659C8B63 --- For rent: one country.

    http://www.rentastate.com/start.html --- Rent-a-village and Rent-a-country (Beautiful Liechtenstein).

http://www.archaeoworld.com/journals/humanNature/articleDetail.cfm?articleNumber=235 --- Chickens prefer beautiful humans.

http://www.time.com/time/asia/asia/magazine/1999/990719/souls1.html --- Damn zombies.

http://x-entertainment.com/halloween/2004/october1/index.php --- This is my kind of toy.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc --- Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It.

http://www.kli.org/stuff/Hamlet.html --- Shakespeare, in its original Klingon.

http://www.princeton.edu/~ccaro/mist_or_ghost.html --- Can you see it?

http://www.thecrimson.com/article.aspx?ref=503540 --- Go Antonin.

http://razghul.ice.org/misc/zoom/zoom.htm --- Zoom in and out.

http://www.rjgeib.com/thoughts/franklin/franklin.html --- Ben, you rascal, you.

http://clancmsf.tripod.com/KlingonsForChrist.html --- Klingons and Jesus, an inevitable coupling?

http://www.innergeek.us/ --- Take it.

http://www.cutelittlekittens.com/ --- Awwww....

http://www.monobrow.com/ --- I think they're properly called unibrows.

http://www.qsleeper.com/ --- Feel safe at night.

http://www.mintyass.com/ --- The URL is pretty self-explanatory.

http://heliumboob.com/ --- So's this one.

http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/20040405/badger.shtml --- Linux is everywhere.

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/ --- Mushroom!

http://snowflakes.lookandfeel.com/index.html?taf=receiver --- Make some snowflakes.

http://www.rio.com.br/animation/iconstory.htm --- The story of icons.

http://radioworldwide.gospelcom.net/essaygenerator/ --- An essay generator.  The weird thing is that this is on some site called gospelcom.net.  Weird.

http://www.passedoutwookies.com/ --- Wookies.

http://home.att.net/~numericana/answer/humor.htm --- Funny science jokes.  I guess they're not that funny.

http://www.uncleneptune.com/index2.html --- He sings songs

http://bjornekback.fcpages.com/jokes/pictures/crazycow.htm --- Damn crazy cows.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040910/od_uk_nm/oukoe_crime_necrophilia&e=2 --- Now Wooley won't be able to have fun anymore.

http://www.callnetuk.com/home/busted/men4.htm --- Useful tips.  Try them at home, kiddies.

http://www.nba.com/bulls/dance/matadors_vittore0304.html --- I feel sexiest when ... I am wearing loose-fitting clothes.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/41248 --- Waddles.

http://www.fun-with-words.com/phobia_words.html --- paronomasiaphobia: Fear of puns.

http://www.fun-with-words.com/cide_words.html --- How much fun can you have with -cide?

http://home.mn.rr.com/wwftd/ --- Today's word is "ichnology".

http://www25.brinkster.com/clanxplicit/typos.html --- Not that funny.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/29438 --- Heh.

http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html --- For the woman on the go.

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Woolinator28 --- Wooley's Xanga.  It's pathetic, just like him.

http://www.jibjab.com --- You've probably seen this.

http://www.local6.com/news/3510166/detail.html --- The miracles of science, again.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_376025.html --- The miracles of science...

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html --- When I go, I want it to be like this.

http://ad-rag.com/175d351c7b2a122eaabfb703ab2a4ebb/2004/julyjpgs/omfg72.jpg --- OMFG!

http://home.columbus.rr.com/yowza/research11.jpg --- Gee, thanks Animal Research!

http://ww12.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm --- Snowglobe.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/26255 --- If you were a dinosaur, your name would be Fagasaurus Rex.

http://www.bris.ac.uk/Depts/Chemistry/MOTM/silly/sillymols.htm --- Spermine, Cummingtonite and Moronic Acid, to name a few.

http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/ --- The URL says all.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3815314978 --- Who you gonna call?

http://cockeyed.com/incredible/incredible.html --- Incredible stuff he made.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4126623305 --- 54UC3.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=100&item=3294214412 --- Better than a stupid garden gnome.

http://www.amibiosornot.com/ --- That's some pretty hot hardware, if you don't mind my saying.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/article/0,2763,1227362,00.html --- The boy's determined...he probably just needs to redirect his goals.

http://www.packersnews.com/print/print_15812788.shtml --- Statistics never fails.

http://www.arlingtontour.com/ --- Arlington...what a wonderful place to live.

http://website.lineone.net/~stolarczyk/ --- Carrots!

http://www.cicadaville.com/ --- Damn cicadas.

http://www.norvig.com/Gettysburg/ --- The Gettysburg PowerPoint presentation.

http://www.i-am-asian.com --- A racist attempt to sell hamburgers.

    http://www.i-am-white.com --- Just a racist attempt.

http://baseball-almanac.com/himenu.shtml --- Some baseball stats.

http://www.thedogisland.com/index.html --- I think my dog went there.

http://www.cryptoclast.org/Opinion/religion/create/index.htm --- Create your own religion, here's mine.

http://www.takeoneforthecountry.com/ --- LET'S GO PATRIOTISM!

http://www.giantmicrobes.com/ --- Giant Microbes!  For kids!

http://john.cavaliers.org/boring.html --- It's boring.

http://www.nopantsday.com/ --- We missed No Pants Day by a little.

http://www.chronicle.duke.edu/vnews/display.v/ART/2001/10/01/3d768a749a0b9?in_archive=1 --- Take Your Humanities Buddy to Work Day.

http://server6.uploadit.org/files/vicious1337-essay.jpg --- Some interesting scholastic works.

http://www.angryalien.com/ --- Angry Alien.

http://www.sumbitch.com --- The pictures are truly nasty.  Just keep that in mind.

http://www.iupload.net/042004/untitled.jpg --- Housewife.

http://n-novative.com/Irons82/atlantagrape.mpeg --- Grape stomping fiasco.

http://www.latimes.com/news/custom/showcase/la-me-strikes20apr20.story --- Damn Three Strikes Law.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&e=2&u=/nm/oukoe_britain_toothing --- Toothing...kinky!

http://members.aol.com/spoons1000/break/index.html --- The Illustrated Guide To Breaking Your Computer.

http://snoot.org/ --- It's Dr. Snoot.

http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/whatyouare.html --- You are a titanic cab driver who loves to stomp pumas.

http://www.winkingjesus.com/ --- The URL explains it all.

http://commtechlab.msu.edu/sites/aslweb/browser.htm --- Learning Sign Language.

http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/animalfaceoff/challenge/challenge5.html --- Thoughts of my first contest come to mind.

http://www.anniebees.com/Tessa/Assets/images/AnneTessa.jpg --- Siberian Tigers are big.  

http://itsthedoc.net/stuff/feminists.jpg --- Expressing what many men may think.

http://media.dsc.discovery.com/convergence/animalfaceoff/game/play.html --- Animal battles.

http://www4.ncsu.edu/~ncdoyle/home.html --- Welcome to the APCC.

http://www.focussport.com/chip.htm --- Don't mess with the Ford Focus.

http://www.customracer.com/focus_chip_programmer.html --- Ditto.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=63851&item=4146756343 --- One Slightly Used Size 12 Wedding Gown.

http://www.jobpredictor.com/ --- Predict your future job.  I'm going to be either Emperor of the World or a Top Gun Pilot.

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/ --- We like the moon!

http://www.jda.go.jp/JMSDF/event/cm_p/index.html --- Seaman ship for love!

http://www.liquid.se/pong.html --- 3D pong.  It's just about impossible.  I got 212 points.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/nationworld/bal-te.obscenity06apr06,0,567200.story --- Pornography is evil!

http://www.livejournal.com/users/prettipwincesz/ --- Interpret that.

http://www.blacktable.com/gillin030901.htm --- Jailhouse drinks!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3613715.stm --- I'd pay the ticket for a car that goes that fast.

http://www.superhandz.com/images/cupstackingfini.wmv --- Cup stacking world record!

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/04097/296677.stm --- He hates bunnies.

http://www.trygve.com/uemacgyv.html --- Cooking with MacGyver.

http://www.mini2.com/gallery/personal/Laszlo2u/27641.jpg --- I don't really know.

http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~golder/dialect/maps.php --- Drinking fountain or bubbler?

http://students.washington.edu/mmccain/nerdtest.html --- Take the nerd test...I got 54%.

http://yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf --- Kikkoman!

http://home.gwu.edu/~jbroska/ --- GW intramural sports homepage.

http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mrideshotgun.html --- Actual origin of riding shotgun.

http://www.subservientchicken.com/ --- It's your chicken, do what you will.

http://www.lordofthepeeps.com/lotp/fotp.html --- Lord of the Peeps.

http://www.ics.uci.edu/~thornton/ics22/LabManual/SettingUpJava.html --- Setting up Java at home, yipee.

http://www.explodingdog.com/january2/warning2.html --- Warning.

http://savethetruffula.tripod.com/index.html --- Save the Truffula Trees.

http://games.espn.go.com/cgi/flb/request.dll?RANKINGS&Param0=10&Param1=0&Param2=0 --- Fantasy Baseball Player Rankings.

http://www.mtbireland.com/dodge.html --- Addicting game, I got about 22 seconds.

http://www.pointsincase.com/im_golden_rules.htm --- IM Golden Rules.  Pretty good.

http://cs.seas.gwu.edu/undergraduate/programs/secfield-2002.html --- Dept. of Computer Science minor requirements.

http://postarchives.entensity.net/030404/media.php?media=milkshake.wmv --- Milkshake.  A little disturbing.

http://www.yukihime.com/comics/paremix/ --- Japanese attempt at comics.

http://www.mathacademy.com/pr/prime/articles/zeno_tort/index.asp --- Zeno's Paradox.

http://oakland.athletics.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/oak/fan_forum/commercials_2004.jsp --- Oakland A's commercials.  Funny.

http://moveyoassets.com/ --- Move Yo Assets.

http://www.barthsburgery.com/ --- Episodes of YCDTOTV.

http://www.ycdtotv.com/swp/index.html --- YCDTOTV.

http://douglas.min.net/essay/ --- Funny essays.

http://sierrac.free.fr/ --- Classic Sierra Abandonware.

http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=694&id694 --- Funny Kid.

http://home.gwu.edu/~rjk9/ --- Go gdub.

http://masscom.net/~deadfish/mouse.html --- Classic.

http://www.hostingmanual.net/other/htfun.shtml --- I'm trying to learn how to have a personalized 404 page.

http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8986843%255E13762,00.html --- Marriage is expensive.

http://www.newsandentertainment.com/zfmegahappy.html --- An old favorite has come back.

http://members.shaw.ca/delajara/IQBasics.html --- Tips on IQ.

http://www.eskimo.com/~scs/cclass/int/sx9b.html --- Tips on allocating dynamic multidimensional arrays.

 http://hkkk.fi/~laari/lodger/ilove.html --- Funny.

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2004/02/15/youve_got_gall/ --- Fuck AOL.

http://meph.eu.org/ --- Smack the penguin.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=funnycats.wmv --- Funny cats.

http://dml.larc.nasa.gov/nes/EGeneration5.mp3 --- The NASA theme song.

http://plagiarist.com/poetry/?wid=5651 --- The Pope's Penis.

http://cslibrary.stanford.edu/104/ --- Learning pointers is fun!

http://www.scoutwalker.com/ --- The Robot Kama Sutra.

http://www.angelfire.com/on4/selfabuse/ --- Tips on beating masturbation.

http://lianza.org/random_facts.php --- Random facts about stuff.

http://www.december23rd.nl/po_nosu_nagievu.wmv --- Russian Jerry Springer.

http://www.seas.gwu.edu/~seascf/unix/doc/jdk1.3/docs/api/index.html --- Java APIs.

http://www.geocities.com/kayvanp/ --- A guy I know had an adventure.

http://www.typingtest.com --- Test your typing skills.

http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/offensive/7c762d8e78a9d3c218142b523b25a1be --- This is full of very disgusting pictures.

http://www.williamhung.net/ --- He should win American Idol.

http://www.carlospomares.com/vcmachine.htm --- Virtual Cleveland Machine.

http://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm --- "The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard Anas platyrhynchos (Aves: Anatidae)".

http://www.transfatty.com/supermodelmeat.html --- Hamburgers!

http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~blagger/the_duel.html --- Dueling Banjos.

http://www.threebrain.com --- Explore at your leisure.

http://www.threebrain.com/daily/?6_16_2003 --- Russet potato!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/Default.aspx?id=4096586&p1=0 --- Yummy.

http://toothpastefordinner.com/092103/if-i-had-a-dollar.gif --- Canada.

http://www.neen.org/demo/clinger.swf --- Fun for a little while.

http://nwr.engl.niu.edu/tutorials/vi.shtml --- Some help with pesky VI.

http://www.wmata.com/metrobus/maps/dc.pdf --- The Washington, DC bus map.

http://movies.flabber.nl/Madonna.wannabe/ --- Maybe if she kissed Britney Spears, I'd be impressed.

http://www.holdthebutton.com/ --- I made it a whopping 1 minute 39 seconds.

http://www.powernudesearch.com/Olivia_Newton_John/Angie_Everhart.html --- I'm not quite sure what this is.

http://online.wsj.com/article_email/0,,SB107577318033518819-Ihje4Nolah3m5uraHyGa6mAm5,00.html --- Join the campaign!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20031215/od_nm/odd_germany_grumpy_dc --- Germans are too grumpy?  Who would have guessed that.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=121747 --- Madness Combat 3.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=77750 --- Madness Combat 2.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=24812 --- This is a good instructional film.

http://www.lonelocust.com/jada/ --- Asian drink adventure.  Of note:  I've had the Bird's Nest drink before.  It's terrible.

http://tardblog.com/ --- The Tard Blog.  It's pretty politically incorrect.

http://rinkworks.com/words/oddities.shtml --- Word oddities.

http://www.fys.ku.dk/~raben/einstein/ --- Einstein kicks ass.

http://www.hekkuli.org/~hekkuli/pics/siamese.jpg --- Imagine that.

http://www.howardhallis.com/bis/cthulhuchick/ --- Necronomicon.

http://www.thepictureofeverything.com/ --- It's the picture of everything!  

http://fursuit.timduru.org/dirlist/FursuitVideo/Commercials_Ads/anabukin/ana_cm_d_01.mov --- Little Red Riding Hood!

http://www.artgoddess.com/vulva-page.html --- Good gift for the holidays.

http://www.tcsn.net/rags/bum/ --- If you want to get drunk, and you're a bum, then you're in luck.

http://www.origamiboulder.com/ --- Get your very own Origami Boulder.

http://albinoblacksheep.com/video/bushbush.php --- Bush vs. Bush.

http://clevescene.com/issues/2003-12-10/feature2.html/1/index.html --- This guy's got problems.  And they're funny problems.  Funny in a sick way.  

http://www.hyperionmedia.com/LordOfThings5MJ.html --- Michael Jackson + Gollum = disgusting.

http://www.swforums.com/swf/viewtopic.php?t=5432 --- Photoshop + fat Asian kid = hilarity.

http://popcap.com/gamepopup.php?theGame=insaniquarium --- The Insane Aquarium.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blwingdings.htm --- The Wingdings prophecy.

http://faculty-gsb.stanford.edu/wolfers/POLECON527/research/index.asp --- Stats and such about sports and such.

http://www.thestarpress.com/articles/9/009495-4389-004.html --- Yikes.  I guess he was the jealous type.

http://www.wwujd.com/ --- WWUJD?

http://www.forbes.com/free_forbes/2003/0915/081tab.html --- Forbes NFL team valuations.

    http://www.forbes.com/free_forbes/2003/0915/nfl_21.html --- The Raiders valuation.

http://home.nc.rr.com/shayden/penguinfallsice.gif --- Bitchslapped.

http://www.somethingawful.com/images/mspaint.swf --- Yet another one of those .swf things.

http://www.stanford.edu/class/cs108/JavaDocFast.html --- Search through Java Docs rapidly.

http://www.tavello.com/emesen/avatars/ --- A bunch of avatars.

http://www.sundayherald.com/38180 --- An interesting look at JFK.

http://www.theunion.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20031119/NEWS/111190021 --- Watch out for them demons. "Alaway said this type of occurrence isn't a first for the church. He said there have been three similar cases of this magnitude in the past six years where a person in combat with demons had to be taken into custody."

http://www.courier-journal.com/localnews/2003/11/13ky/met-front-male11130-7695.html --- Not a teacher I'd want.

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Plains/2144/index.html --- Look out.  You may be cabbage.

http://www.endangeredfaeces.co.nz/unique-gift-ideas.html --- I'm going to get that for my mom!

http://www.apa.org/journals/psp/psp7761121.html --- How true.

http://www2.b3ta.com/namethatbeard/ --- Name that beard.

www.lemonparty.org --- A classic.

http://www.illwillpress.com/rant.html --- A rant, which is conveniently animated.

http://deadmaneating.com/ --- A disproportionate amount of people got fried chicken.

http://homepage.mac.com/evanbaumgardner/iMovieTheater6.html --- CrazedZooChimp: and it's extra funny, cause everyone else has pointy ears, but he doesn't CrazedZooChimp: kind of Ironic

http://www.ctech.ca/myxamatosis1/m3.wmv --- Power Mario.

http://www.obscurestore.com/ --- Lots of obscure and interesting things.

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1103meninskirts03-ON.html --- Should men wear skirts?  You decide.

http://www.itsatrap.net --- It's a trap!

http://www.yourethemannowdog.com/ --- You're the man now, dog.

http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0205/grating/ --- Open the card!

http://my.crisys.org/funny/fishing.php --- See if you can get the right answer.

http://observer.com/pages/newyorkdiary.asp --- A look into the menancing use of "No problem" instead of "You're welcome".

http://www.trojangames.com/ --- Watch the event videos.

http://www.ironictimes.com/ --- The Ironic Times.

http://www.iowafarmer.com/corncam/corn.html --- More boring than me.

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/News/St.+Louis+City+%2F+County/90BE73FE984F0BC786256DD6006FC0BB?OpenDocument&Headline=Body+parts+found+in+FedEx+package --- Human smuggling.

http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/pickover/esp.html --- See if you can figure it out.

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/oregonian/index.ssf?/base/news/1068210381284091.xml --- His Blood Alcohol Content was .34.  Who thought that was possible.

http://www.newtechusa.com/PPI/main.asp --- Know what they say about apes and Shakespeare?  Apparently it applies to XML, Java and Microsoft's .NET software.

http://www.pmichaud.com/toast/toast.html --- Another advance in Breakfast Science.

http://fiction.wtbr.com/index.php --- the Who's The Boss? Fan Fiction Archive.

http://www2.bostonherald.com/news/local_regional/cell11022003.htm --- The definition of ironic.

http://sodaplay.com/constructor/index.htm --- Click to play.  The physics of it are just great.  You can adjust force and kinetic energy among other things.

http://colitz.com/site/wacky.htm --- The wacky patent of the month.  For October 2003, it's the combined visor/toupee.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/3/mchawkingmusic.htm --- Stephen Hawking rap.

http://people.hofstra.edu/faculty/Stefan_Waner/RealWorld/simplex.html --- This tool does the SIMPLEX method.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ --- A "true" site about Christianity.

    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1101/talibanlist.html --- Reasons it's okay to kill the Taliban.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20031009/us_nm/tech_wifi_lawsuit_dc_3 --- Stupid parents.

http://www.handlebarclub.org.uk/chap.htm --- An interview with the President of the UK's Handlebar Club.

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/082903/because-he-was-depressed.gif --- Nothing to say.

http://popcap.com/gamepopup.php?theGame=insaniquarium --- This game is dumb, and as I just found out, pretty addicting.

http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/notorious/dahmer/naked1.html --- Some game where you feed fish or something.

http://www.crimelibrary.com --- My new way to spend time.  I read about serial killers and such.  It's really quite entertaining.

    http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/notorious/gein/bill_1.html?sect=1 --- Eddie Gein, the inspiration for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Psycho and Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.

    http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/notorious/dahmer/naked1.html --- Jeff Dahmer.  One seriously fucked up motherfucker.

    Now, I put it to you, who's more fucked up?  Gein or Dahmer?  Or if you find someone else on the site who you think is more fucked up, please let me know.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3627872872 --- eBay...

http://webs.wofford.edu/sawyersjc/endoftheworld.swf --- If the world doesn't end, California will move.

http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html --- The Christian Science Fair, highlighted by such entries as "Women were designed for homemaking" and "My uncle is a man named Steve (Not a Monkey)".

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/floppy.php --- A video I last saw in 6th grade Computer Keyboarding class.

http://dcserve.no-ip.com/flash/cheese.swf --- Some strange little video.

http://www.happytreefriends.com --- The Happy Tree Friends.

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp --- INTP.

    http://www.typelogic.com/intp.html --- INTP explained.

http://quizilla.com/users/Cycophant/quizzes/Which%20Country%20of%20the%20World%20are%20You%3F/ --- I'm Red China.

http://www.umich.edu/~uac/threeweeks/monkey/ --- Monkey monkey monkey.

http://dilutedweb.com/o.asp?x=RudeSiggy138&y=g0VAUSHM253 --- Good video you should watch.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ppexpression.html --- Hmm...no comment.

http://www.sizehimup.co.uk/ --- A totally scientific way of determing "size."

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html --- September 19th!  Damn, I missed it.

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/ --- Take the quiz!

http://cmdrtaco.net/poemgen.cgi --- It uses some algorithm to generate poetry.  It's in PERL.

http://slava.podolsk.ru/flash/go.swf --- He thinks it's a carrot!  Can you get him to let go?

http://www.randomdudes.com/bush/bush.html --- Kind of sick.

http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/ --- Don't have time to read a book?  Hell, don't even have time to read Spark Notes?  Read a Book-a-minute!

http://collegehumor.com/?image_id=18416 --- I know I won't have to worry.

http://www.c-span.org/questions/house.asp --- About all you'd want or need to know about the House of Representatives.

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?articleID=000D4FEC-7D5B-1D07-8E49809EC588EEDF&pageNumber=1&catID=2 --- Creationism is wrong.  Got that through your head?

http://www.dyson.co.uk/game/play.asp --- Some stupid and somewhat entertaining game that Wooley likes.

http://www.peghole.com/kingjay/# --- Take the quiz.

http://www.sneakyleaker.com/ --- Feel free to piss anywhere.

http://www.catenema.com/cat1.html --- Fred was OK in the end.

http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/ --- Best.  Site.  Ever.

    --- http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text=John 

http://www3.sympatico.ca/matt.macleod/dumbestkid.gif --- What an idiotic kid.

http://geocities.com/ripoffer02/media/supergreg.swf --- Super Greg!

http://jet.ro/dismount/ --- A very fun game which you should try.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_195a.html --- Cecil's a funny guy.

http://www.dwoloz.com/bunchies_av.gif --- I DO NOT RECOMMEND THAT YOU CLICK THIS.  I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT YOU MAY SEE.

http://www.badcookie.com/ --- Fortune cookies just for you, and your friends/enemies.

http://www.whatbadgerseat.com --- A tutorial and quiz.

http://www.cockeyed.com --- A cockeyed view of the world.

http://home.earthlink.net/~piman3000/ --- My friend's friend's website.

http://www.flat-earth.org/ ---The society that promotes the Flat Earth Theory.

http://www.flat-earth.org/mrteapot/ --- Mr. Teapot Says.

http://www.sonic.net/sentinel/1earth4.html --- A very long but also very interesting exposé of the Unification Church, aka the Moonies.  They are led by the Rev. Sun Myung Moon, who is worth billions of dollars.  He wields enormous political influence in America, Korea, Japan and God knows where else.  It may be said that these articles are written by some crazy guy who also writes about black helicopters, but these still offer an interesting, if slightly biased, look at the world of the Moonies.

http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html --- Very important.  They could be influencing you at this very moment.  You need one of these.

http://www.thespectrum.com/news/stories/20021027/topstories/381640.html --- Watch out for them dry-ice bombs.  Damn Mormons.

http://www.uturnproducts.com/custom.htm --- Make your own road signs.  A good way to get a STOP sign without committing a felony.

http://www.xmission.com/~mwalker/DQ/quayle/qq/quayle.quotes.html --- Dan Quayle is supremely quotable.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=5&u=/nm/20030822/od_nm/beer_dc --- As good a reason as any to kill a woman.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=7&u=/nm/20030822/od_nm/moonflower_dc --- A valuable lesson:  don't eat random plants.

http://www2.b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/ --- Apparently Spider-Man will make you gay.

http://bigleaguers.yahoo.com/mlbpa/players/6983/ --- A baseball player named Coco Crisp.  What's next?  Count Chocula?

http://abstract.cs.washington.edu/~renacer/ascii-matrix.html.gz --- ASCII!

http://www.lipsons.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/escher/relativity.html --- Escher's Relativity in Lego.  Very key.

http://games.espn.go.com/content/ffl/2003/draftkit --- The ESPN Fantasy Football 2003 draft kit.  A must have.

http://games.espn.go.com/cgi/ffl/request.dll?LIVEDRAFTRESULTS&Param0=0&Param1=6 --- Help for fantasy football nerds.

www.writeaprisoner.com --- They're lonely!  They need to talk to you.  And know your return address for when they get out.

            http://www.writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-221487 --- Susan Smith: She drowned her children.  Talk to her now!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20030715/od_nm/odd_rowboat_dc --- Damn Navy.

http://www.stormbear.com/bagend2/index.php --- A practical idea for a hobbit hole.

www.malepregnancy.com --- The URL says it all.  

http://www.sit.wisc.edu/~kljense3/MrTvs.html --- MR. T!

http://www2.mozcom.com/~cagape/recommended_for_laughs/breast-cysts.htm --- Breast Cysts!  What could be more poetic?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&e=14&u=/nm/oukoe_odd_swaziland_pants --- Damn women and their pants.

http://www.iupload.net/052003/happyfathersday.jpg --- Just in time for Dad's Day.

http://y.20q.net:8095/btest --- Computerized 20 questions!  It gets them right almost every time.  It's amazing!

http://www.columbia.edu/~sjt59/mr_nice.swf --- It's Mr. Nice!

http://members.tripod.com/~tasuki/cgi-bin/mrtpurity.pl --- Requested by Wooley.

http://www.rpi.edu/~wojcij/megahappyflashbattle.html --- The MegaHappy Flash Battle.  It may not work.  I don't know.

http://people.freenet.de/freeek/SajjadAli.swf --- A crazy video that shows some crazy language.

http://www.xenodochy.org/pomlife.html --- A long essay about something.  Who knows what it is.

http://www.anonymomma.com/mmovies.htm --- Rules for men that are in movies.

http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html --- Let the computer guess which dictator or sitcom character you are.

http://www.frenchcreekboatsales.com/details.asp?File_Number=BOP12 --- For $4.5 million, it's a steal.

http://www.greenes.com/html/2001Top50.html --- I don't remember what this is.  Oh well.

http://kazz.rooms.rubberrooms.net/dickscan.swf --- Just do it.

http://www.drunkfriends.org/xfiles/yankssuck1.swf --- DAMN STRAIGHT!  Let this download, it's worth watching.

http://users.metro2000.net/~stabbott/trquotes.htm --- TR.  A great man.

http://www.westegg.com/nash/samson.cgi --- Very profound.

http://www.hpuxadmin.com/bbb/catinfan.wmv  --- It's pretty funny.

http://128.164.127.33/redirect?http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html  --- It will prompt you for your name.  Enter it.

http://www.terrytate.reebok.com/player/player_media.asp?filmID=104&downloadRate=HI&MediaType=WM&EncodingV --- Terry Tate: Office Linebacker.

http://www.olsentwinscountdown.com/ --- I think the domain name explains it all.

http://www.zenlemur.com/innout.shtml --- The In 'N Out burger "secret" menu.

http://www.rawpower.tv/index.html --- Try and see if you can listen to all of this.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fo%27+shizzle+my+nizzle --- The definition of "Fo' shizzle my nizzle."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sister --- The definition of sister.

http://www.wam.umd.edu/%7Erui/BitterFilm.html --- From the guy who brought you "Rejected." 

http://go.hrw.com/atlas/norm_htm/world.htm --- The New World Atlas, almost as complete as the CIA World Factbook.

http://members.tripod.com/DravenGM/movie.htm --- For the nerds out there.

http://www.mandarintools.com/chinesename.html --- Kong Jing Hui.

http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/index.html --- The CIA World Factbook.  Comprehensive information that you need to know.

http://www.craigr.terminator.org.uk/bbaracus.html --- All you need to know about BA Baracus.  Similarly:

        http://www.craigr.terminator.org.uk/hsmith.html

        http://www.craigr.terminator.org.uk/hmurdock.html

        http://www.craigr.terminator.org.uk/tpeck.html

http://www.virtualstapler.com/ --- Entertaining for 34.567 seconds.  That is a clinical fact.

http://etrata.home.attbi.com/flash/banana.swf --- Dumb.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/pro_ana --- A livejournal community devoted to the pros of anorexia.  

http://www.popvssoda.com/countystats/total-county.html --- The pop vs. soda debate rages on.

        http://drx.cc/pics/sodapopcoke.jpg --- Edited for those idiots who can't figure out colors.

http://www.dallasobserver.com/issues/2003-04-17/feature2.html/1/index.html --- You decide.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20030503/od_uk_nm/oukoe_odd_masturbation --- What will they think of next?

http://home.columbus.rr.com/kenhuffman/code/fmg/index.html --- The French Military Game!  Hard to believe they could ever lose a war if they trained on this game.

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/ --- Weebl and Bob!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/naturesex.html --- Funny, in a sick way.

http://www.rainfall.com/posters/WPA/catalog.htm --- Works Progress Administration posters!  What could be better?

http://www.engrish.com/recent/source/sports-hobbits.html --- I don't know why I'm bothering to link this.

http://www.rainfall.com/posters/WPA/1533.htm --- A poster I did buy.

http://www.rainfall.com/posters/WPA/1155.htm --- A poster I should buy.

http://www.art.com/asp/sp-asp/_/ui--CB177309054F4600B8F43ADD29ADCF40/PD--10060987/sOrig--CAT/sOrigID--8839/Gee!!_I_Wish_I_Were_a_Man.htm --- A poster I did buy.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_222b.html --- Nobody likes them.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a980717a.html --- Metal nose?  No way!

http://www.rainfall.com/posters/WPA/1341.htm --- A poster I should buy.

http://www.houstonjusticenotwar.org/articles/terrorist_attack/ --- What to do in case of a terrorist attack.

http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/ --- No comment necessary.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/thisissportscenter/archive# --- Sportscenter commercial archive.  Fun.

http://www.baymarine.com/trunkmonkey.html --- The Trunk Monkey is always there for you.

http://www.fhm.com/img/reporter/bigeye/15aug/boobs.swf --- Nice boobs.

http://www.teacheroz.com/fire.htm --- Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire."  Comes with links to what the lyrics actually mean.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a991112.html --- Information about the HUD document mentioned below.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/huddoc.html --- A supposed HUD document written in Creole, a language written especially for black people.  (I am not kidding.  The government needs to check its work.)

http://www.bgsu.edu/departments/compsci/docs/string.html --- As if you didn't have enough information about the C++ string class.

http://hotwired.lycos.com/popfeatures/96/26/index4a.html --- Interesting stuff on flea circuses.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_076.html --- Cecil Adams, what a character.

http://www.csse.monash.edu.au/courseware/cse9000/Misc_Info/Strings_In_VC__/strings_in_vc__.html --- Just in case you wanted some tips on how to use strings in Visual C++.

As I am adding a bunch at one time, I’m not going to comment on them.  There’s no guarantee on what any of them are.  Good luck, and go with God.

http://www.tnlink.com/kidfunpage/baby/babysmile.html

http://www.archives.gov/exhibit_hall/powers_of_persuasion/use_it_up/use_it_up.html

http://www.thereverend.com/brick_testament/

http://www.embarrassing.net/images/googlefrench.jpg

http://www.somethingawful.com/article.php?id=72-5

http://www.airbustransport.com

http://members.aol.com/alvefard/songs.htm

http://www.boners.com/grub/788961.html

http://www.boners.com/grub/788751.html

http://www.boners.com/grub/788868.html

http://www.boners.com/grub/788574.html

http://www.boners.com/grub/788625.html

http://www.boners.com/grub/788439.html

http://www.boners.com/grub/788181.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/local/longterm/metro/

http://mirrors.soundspot.tv/war.htm

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/internet/03/28/betting.saddam.ap/index.html

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/010608.html

http://www.merck.com/pubs/mmanual/section1/chapter3/3a.htm

www.straightdope.com --- A great compendium of human knowledge.  

www.sportsline.com --- The only source for sports news.

www.goatse.cx --- Don't hate me after you click this.

www.chick.com/articles/evolution/bluegene.asp --- "Proof" that God invented the proteins.

www.jesus.com --- This appears to be the most extravagant personal ad I've ever seen.  It's fucked up to boot.

www.explodingdog.com  --- Pictures based on inane titles sent in by viewers.  Quite entertaining.

www.sclub.com --- Rachel Stevens is really hot, and Lam really likes the show.

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/optical_sabotage.asp --- Cool optical illusions, with even better sounds.

http://www.columbia.edu/~ejt39/reminder.html --- Just a reminder.

http://www.buis2.net/downloads/Rejected.wmv --- A strange, fucked-up video that is extremely entertaining.

www.frashii.com/Weeee.swf  --- A frenetic video.

http://www.seethru.co.uk/zine/south_coast/helicopter_game.htm --- THE GREATEST WAY TO WASTE TIME.  This game is very addictive.